MR J Thompson
20-Jan-04
Dear Chris and Richard,
Thank you for your letters, and many apologise
for taking so long to reply Chris. I'm afraid I've been
very busy organising the UK local Haj. (Rather than heading
to Mecca for the proper Haj, we offer a trip to the West, to Britain's
eastern-most mosque, on Rockall.)
I have been encouraged by Chris's suggestion re
Islam vs Scientology, and will be heading down to W.C. House
in a few weeks for a chat. I hope to restart my progress
to OT level, hopefully by the end of 2004.
I suspect that I'll have more time for study &
improvement : I'm not doing well in my career of medical
goods salesman. I've lost that "killer instinct" and no longer seem
to be able to close a deal. I fear that my employer (ColonicCleaning UK)
will be "letting me go". Have you any suggestions for a
more suitable career path ?
Best Wishes
Jim Thompson
Having hooked the buggers, time to reel them in. Let's hit them with some silliness. A dual hit of religious silliness and a career path tragedy.
For the humour-impaired readers, the joke is that Rockall is actually Britain's western-most Mosque.
My main worry now was that I had been a bit too silly. Only a lobotomised sloth would not realise that someone was fucking with them. The chances of them replying were virtually zero.
…and yet…
