Hubbard Dianetics Foundation
Birmingham
Dear Jim
Happy New Year
I hope you are well. Have you finished
Dianetics ? I see from our files that
you had a few questions. Did the
reply satisfactorily answer them ?
Please write to me with any other
questions you may have
Best Regards
[Richard Fallon]
…but L Ron Hubbard can't wait. I've not replied quick enough, and my friends at Winston Churchill House (no kidding) have passed my case onto another division of the happy brotherhood. Whether "Hubbard Dianetics Foundation" are the Waffen SS of the Scientology Reich, I can't answer, but it worried me.
Would a crack team of Operating Thetans parachute into my garden in the middle of the night? Just in case, I kept a loaded sawn-off penguin and a copy of Fortean Times under my pillow.
Perhaps a quick reply would delay things…
